As much as you claim to not care what anyone else thinks, you sure do spend a lot of time trying to convince them that you're really the good guy, and that it really is everyone else's fault.
At this point, everyone has already made up their minds. You're not going to convince anyone else to switch sides. Why don't we all just give it a rest? Go have some turkey. Or you can come over to my place. I'm making some homemade pumpkin pie today. Yumm-O! 
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