I shudder to think what you could come up with if you tried with both hands.
Awe-inspiring mediocrity.
Only on the battlemaster forums will people say that charts matter more than actually victories. just FYI the greatest deal of our loses were from starvation in taking Celtiberia (because my army doesn't listen to me -.-)
I think we would more likely become a libero and just be boring. the dukes are to pro-aurvandil to even think of revolting.
We stand to gain the honour of defeating the corrupt republics that are cheap facsimiles of true and righteous government. Oh! and oranges. WE SHALL HAVE YOUR ORANGES!
If your battles were significant, it'd show on the statistics charts.
As for oranges, I'm afraid you are out of luck. I hear Lurians grow 'em though. We do have pomegranates, however, which are infinitely superior to oranges.
