Author Topic: What's an assassin to do?  (Read 16711 times)

D'Espana

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Re: What's an assassin to do?
« Reply #15: October 26, 2012, 04:13:53 AM »
Meh, infils need notoriety. Gets them business. That's why I try to write all my infil's victims a letter when I stab them.

Granted, it doesn't always work in your favour, had my infil banned from an entire island but one or two realms because of it not so long ago. :P

Dear Sir Kepler,

Perhaps you are having this letter read to you while in recovery, or perhaps you will not read it at all, being twelve feet under the ground. However, I want you to know that I have stabbed you because of a contract made with the husband of the lady you stole the innocence a week ago, who wishes you a short life. Please hold no grudges, for I am only his instrument, and nothing else. Oh, and you may as well change your guards, one was drunk and the other trying to take advantage of him.

Please die soon, with love,

Your Murderer


Mmmmmm... Seems legit. *Nods vigorously*
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