Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds

[Penchant]

D'hara is that annoying slightly younger kid who always smelt slightly like he had soiled himself and keeps trying to join in with the older children's games, but nobody wants to make him cry so they choose to ignore him instead of telling him to go away. :p

Can you please be a bit less negative? It gets old, especially with specifically doing it to D'hara so much.

[Stabbity]

Is this where I grab your fist and hit you with it and tell you to stop hitting yourself?

[JeVondair]

D'hara is that annoying slightly younger kid who always smelt slightly like he had soiled himself and keeps trying to join in with the older children's games, but nobody wants to make him cry so they choose to ignore him instead of telling him to go away. :p

Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?

Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"

It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.

Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.

[Lanyon]

Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?

Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"

It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.

Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.

How does one even comment on this? seems actually pretty tame for a himoura though

[Stabbity]

Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p

[Vellos]

Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?

Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"

It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.

Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.

Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p

These both sound remarkably accurate.

[Shizzle]

Well this thread trainwrecked :P

[Tandaros]

I think the thread is called 'politics for five year olds' folks, not Jerry Springer. Jesus.

[Bjarnson]

Asylon sits on his porch smoking weed all alone, lacking any close friends.
Terran texts him: Dude wanna hang out?
Asylon: No, I dont like you, and you keep talking !@#$ about my weed.
Terran starts hanging out with the big cool jock kids instead, but keeps texting Asylon.
Asylon: Leave me alone, I DONT LIKE YOU.
Aurvandil comes over to Asylon, shares a pipe
Aurvandil: so yea, Im gonna beat the !@#$ out of Terran, wanna come with?
Asylon: k, but his mates gonna try to beat me up....
Aurvandil: dont worry, we will protect you...
Asylon and Aurvandil walks over to Terrans house.
Astrum shouts: Ey! If you start fighting him, we will fight you.
Asylon & Aurvandil: k.... *sends Terran to the hospital and Asylon starts hanging out with Terrans younger brother Phantaria and make friends with Terran*
Astrum comes over and starts fighting with Asylon, brings his buddies Corsanctum and Morek.
Asylon: so, Astrum, yea, I dont mind this, but we kinda stopped fighting Terran, and we made friends again, so, why you keep fighting?
Astrum: Because you are buddy with Aurvandil, we dont like you, or him, and we dont want you to hang out *calls Niselur to come join aswell*
Asylon: Aurvandil, so, you're heading east, no worries, I got this..
Asylon do not have this.
Asylon: *Sigh* ok... Hey, Zuma amigo, Como estas? venga?

[Arundel]

I think the thread is called 'politics for five year olds' folks, not Jerry Springer. Jesus.

Asylon sits on his porch smoking weed all alone, lacking any close friends.

Tandaros, you've never heard of five year olds pushing for marijuana legalization in the Dwilight political scene? You've obviously never been to Asylon.

[Penchant]

Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p

So...I would change that a bit. We got Tarajistian syphillus, and we have friends we just don't know if we have real friends or those who run away when we get bullied.

[Tandaros]

Tandaros, you've never heard of five year olds pushing for marijuana legalization in the Dwilight political scene? You've obviously never been to Asylon.

I live in Seattle, which actually sounds a LOT like Asylon now that I think about it. We have parades where people ride bikes in body paint and smoke weed, and it's considered family friendly.

What are we talking about again?

[Chenier]

The original post was funny, the rest is mostly just trolling...

[Bjarnson]

I admit, I failed to follow the topic. Someone that is actually good with the whole "5 year old"-thingy should carry on, the first post was funny after all.

[Dishman]

Swordfell is the 4-year old street urchin who plays with rats and mongrel dogs. At least his big brother Morek is the biggest of the big. Although his big sister Luria is icky because girls are icky.