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Started by Tiridia, June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM

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Tiridia

June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.

Dante Silverfire

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June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
Quote from: Tiridia on June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.

Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.
"This is the face of the man who has worked long and hard for the good of the people without caring much for any of them."

Vita`

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June 28, 2013, 01:39:26 AM
A classic: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Too_Much_BattleMaster

You could probably find links to other humorous pages here: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Miscellaneous

Ketchum

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June 28, 2013, 02:12:59 AM
Werewolf Games: Villager (6) Wolf (4) Seer (3); Lynched as Villager(1). Lost as Villager(1), Lost as Wolf(1) due to Parity. Hunted as Villager(1). Lynched as Seer(2).
Won as Villager(3). Won as Seer(1). Won as Wolf(3).
BM Characters: East Continent(Brock), Colonies(Ash), Dwilight(Gary)

Dishman

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June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?
Eoric the Dim (Perdan), Enoch the Bright (Asylon), Emeric the Dark (Obsidian Islands)

Orobos, The Insatiable Snake (Sandalak)

Anaris

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June 28, 2013, 03:52:12 AM
Quote from: Dishman on June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

I think the correct form of that response must be read in the voice (or at least accent) of Groucho Marx:

"What's a lightbulb, it's the 13th century!"
Timothy Collett

"The only thing you can't trade for your heart's desire...is your heart." "You are what you do.  Choose again, and change." "One of these days, someone's gonna plug you, and you're going to die saying, 'What did I say? What did I say?'"  ~ Miles Naismith Vorkosigan

Tiridia

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June 28, 2013, 05:23:56 AM
Quote from: Dante Silverfire on June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.

The original is just a silly word play with the realm names.

Valast

#7
June 28, 2013, 08:14:06 PM
Why are Oritolonians so dim?

The realm is full of Knights! (Wakka Wakka Wakka)
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