Atamara Update?

[BarticaBoat]

You want to talk about threats?

"Revoke CE's passage rights or we destroy Hawthorne."

That is a threat.

"Your passage rights are revoked until further notice, seeing as you've just set to murderous and attacked a bunch of our men while at peace for no reason."

Is a reasonable response, and yes we're aware that you've come through our lands murdering everything in sight. This is why the whole treaty was created in the first place. It was not meant to be all nice and fuzzy for everyone, and the consequences of ignoring it should have been obvious. If you recall, I threatened KK once, and that was after Darka instantly declared war after we lowered relation to neutral in response to you attacking our troops in cold blood, and that was to merely repay Darka in spades for whatever damage they did.

Of course, its obvious why Darka has no more friends on Atamara, they blatantly ignore the basest forms of diplomacy, and pursue an active campaign of murder and disregard for anyone not bending over backwards for them. CE is allied with almost everyone?  I wonder why that is? Oh, I'll explain it: they respect other realms, engage in pleasantries, and are generally much nicer to work with than Darka, because if you pursue something they don't necessarily agree with, their response isn't "switch to murderous and burn everything we can touch"

I'm too soft on diplomacy, they said. I don't stand up for the Empire, they said. I've made no diplomatic inroads, they said.  8)

[Atanamir]

CE...Where the cookies are more delcious

CE as Cookie Empire?!
I will loot them away then! :D

Also, please, this is a classic diplomacy fail.
Lyonesse can't understand that it lays besides a hegemonic realm and should hold close relations with it than with other hegemonic realms who are in no range to send adequate help in time...reminds me of the Cuba crisis.

So the question that remains is, will CE save you on the fields of diplomacy so that Darka won't get bigger...I doubt so.

[Sonya]

CE...Where the cookies are more delcious

Of course...they are made on Craigmore.... my old favorite cookies.  :'(

[Eirikr]

CE as Cookie Empire?!
I will loot them away then! :D

Also, please, this is a classic diplomacy fail.
Lyonesse can't understand that it lays besides a hegemonic realm and should hold close relations with it than with other hegemonic realms who are in no range to send adequate help in time...reminds me of the Cuba crisis.

So the question that remains is, will CE save you on the fields of diplomacy so that Darka won't get bigger...I doubt so.

I want to reply, but I can't because it could have IC implications. :(

It is a classic diplomacy fail for a number of reasons, though... You cite a strategy there, but there's also the process fail in the miscommunication bit. Those with the information weren't moving it (the reason is irrelevant) and those without the information didn't know to get it because they thought they had the latest information... which was now out of date. (Examples: Ravendon thought the treaty negotiations were still ongoing or had reached agreement. Raud thought Darka had permission to enter.)

[Stabbity]

Banker versus Banker combat! Earlier today Raziel IV showed just whose pen was mightier when.he took Darka's Royal treasurer prisoner in single unit combat.

[jaune]

Poor Rachel, first she was wounded for week, and next turn she got imprisoned :D

-Jaune

[Blue Star]

What are treaties?

[jaune]

Lyoness vs. Darka 1 - 6
CE tried to save Lyoness and attacked Melias, got spanked, Darka 1
Melias burnt Darka 2
Saradic burnt and lost to Rielston and then rogue, Darka 3
Banker vs. Banker, Himoura caught Rachel pants down, Lyoness 1
Slantrax battle, Lyoness and Rielston attacked and lost, Darka 4
Slantrax TOed by Darka, Darka 5
Hawthorne joined Darka, Darka 6 and last round of that war is about to start...
There might be halftime entertainment served by Cagilan Empire, but soon enough we are back to this spinoff war.

-Jaune

[Eirikr]

Lyoness vs. Darka 1 - 6
CE tried to save Lyoness and attacked Melias, got spanked, Darka 1
Melias burnt Darka 2
Saradic burnt and lost to Rielston and then rogue, Darka 3
Banker vs. Banker, Himoura caught Rachel pants down, Lyoness 1
Slantrax battle, Lyoness and Rielston attacked and lost, Darka 4
Slantrax TOed by Darka, Darka 5
Hawthorne joined Darka, Darka 6 and last round of that war is about to start...
There might be halftime entertainment served by Cagilan Empire, but soon enough we are back to this spinoff war.

-Jaune

Apparently, I'm not allowed to leave for a weekend. :( 3rd wound in about two weeks.

[Stabbity]

Lyoness vs. Darka 1 - 6
CE tried to save Lyoness and attacked Melias, got spanked, Darka 1
Melias burnt Darka 2
Saradic burnt and lost to Rielston and then rogue, Darka 3
Banker vs. Banker, Himoura caught Rachel pants down, Lyoness 1
Slantrax battle, Lyoness and Rielston attacked and lost, Darka 4
Slantrax TOed by Darka, Darka 5
Hawthorne joined Darka, Darka 6 and last round of that war is about to start...
There might be halftime entertainment served by Cagilan Empire, but soon enough we are back to this spinoff war.

-Jaune

Halftime? This was just the first possession. Darka scored a touchdown, but not without their star running back getting clobbered by Lyonesse's all star Linebacker. Darka kicks off, and it is now Lyonesse and Company's ball.

[Sonya]

Banker vs. Banker, Himoura caught Rachel pants down, Lyoness 1

-Jaune

This one made me spill my coffee!


peace!

[Stabbity]

In recent news, Sir Glitterhoof, the notorious Horse Knight of Lyonesse has managed to escape Darkan prison. This event has caused an epidemic of split sides, and the terrible plague known as "the giggles". Darkan shameful surrender expected soon.

[jaune]

Yes, we will surrender as soon as those regions around Hawthorne has been TOed. Lyoness won, lets end this war and be friends again :)

-Jaune

[Stabbity]

Yes, we will surrender as soon as those regions around Hawthorne has been TOed. Lyoness won, lets end this war and be friends again :)

-Jaune

Well if you can't even keep a horse in prison, I think we'll be okay. :p

[jaune]

In recent news, Sir Glitterhoof, the notorious Horse Knight of Lyonesse has managed to escape Darkan prison. This event has caused an epidemic of split sides, and the terrible plague known as "the giggles". Darkan shameful surrender expected soon.

New Prisoner   (1 hour, 41 minutes ago)
Patrols in Hawthorne have captured the enemy noble Sir Glitterhoof Himoura, Knight of Loratil. He is now on his way into your dungeons.

Welcome back :) Your cell is still warm...