Author Topic: A Matter Of Honour // This-Is-How-You-Declare-War.  (Read 74769 times)

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D'Hara & Terran: We will help you by attacking Aurvandil

Barca: Thanks, but we don't need your help. We almost have peace.

D'Hara & Terran: Well, thats too bad, we're gonna do it anyway. We need the food from the regions that you lost.

Correction:

D'Hara and Terran: Repeated reasonable queries about war, its possibility, etc

Barca: Yes, rally your armies.

D'Hara and Terran: Okay. We'll commit to this if you need us to.

Barca: Cool deal bro.

(two weeks later)

D'Hara and Terran: Okay, we're ready for war.

Barca: Oh sorry lol jk. We were just !@#$ing with you.

D'Hara and Terran: Oh, so you horribly botched your foreign affairs and managed to be a cluster!@#$? Again?

Barca: Well sure if you wanna attack Aurvandil we'll support you.

D'Hara and Terran: Yeah, we're kinda starving here.

Barca: Oh by the way we're going to have the wrong marshal settings, our general abandon us, and our nobles marching in the wrong direction. Is that okay?

D'Hara and Terran: ....

(possible future)

Terran: Wanna kill Barca?

D'Hara: Hell to the yes.

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