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It seems Carmella was a little bit of the whory kind, everyone and his dog were doing her. Oh man, she did awesome things, didn't she? Well, at least that's what a friend says. It's not like I was doing that with her. I have a wife already, and am a respected member of the scientific community. Ahem.
So... am I really the only Carmella's lover still alive? Oh yeah, baby, take that!*starts dancing around making highly questionable hip movements*